A Different Kind of Superhero

September 24th, 2006

The radiation center has certain guidelines that patients need to follow during treatment, such as not wearing antiperspirants that contain aluminum salts and not wearing underwire bras. To conform, I am wearing Tom's of Maine deodorant and the micro-fiber leisure bra that I got for recovery from surgery.

I suppose this deodorant works for some people. However, combined with my body chemistry, it's not a good fragrance. I've never been a stinky girl but now...yikes! Meanwhile, my buxom bosom is lolling about "unsupportedly" (to coin a term) in the non-underwire bra, causing all sorts of havoc. Without restraints, they migrate unattractively toward the center of my chest, creating a lovely uniboob effect.

This makes me, of course:

Stinky Uni-boob Girl!

My sister says it sounds like a superhero for "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" I think she's right! I'm off to go shopping for that crystal-kind of deodorant, because I have no idea what kind of costume Stinky Uni-boob Girl would wear. I'd rather pursue a different superhero name.

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