Don't Mind My Wet T-Shirt
My friend Maria was watching the Will & Grace series finale last night (or a recap show beforehand, I don't know) when they showed a clip of that episode where Grace is wearing a water bra and it springs a leak. She said it made her think of me.
Very apropos for today, as this morning I was sitting in front of the computer, working away, when suddenly I looked down and noticed that my shirt was soaked around my breast. I sprung a leak yet again! It's like it never ends. Just when I think I'm safe to go out in public, I'm not.
It's a wonder I get anything done. If someone were to ask me, "What do you do for a living?" I'd have to answer, "Well, pretty much I just tend to my breasts."
Today I need to go to the drugstore for more padding, get food from the vet for Tilly, get Kathy's glasses fixed at Costco, go to Trader Joe's for groceries, swing by the bank, and take something to the post office, and yet I'm just sitting here. I think I'm afraid of the public humiliation I'm risking!
Okay, no time like the present...off I go!
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