Snippets from Recent Life
Recently, some spam got through my email spam filter. Two messages with the same subject line-"My SPERM volume tripled in 3 weeks..."-showed up in my inbox.
Thing is, the "from" names were listed as Elsie Grant and Danielle P Irwin.
I don't know about you, but that is a little too butch for me. Elsie and Danielle, you go, girls, but, uh, how 'bout you don't tell me about it?
Of course, I am also reminded that 3 x 0 = 0.
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This weekend, I drove past a Kragen's Auto Parts store that had an ambulance parked in front of it. First thought: "Omigod, did somebody blow a gasket?"
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As my Facebook friends know (yeah, yeah, it's not all evil), the other day, while contentedly painting away, I was started by the gentle crash of five or six tiaras falling off my art desk, onto the floor. Thank goodness, all rhinestones are intact. But I need to find a new place to put them. Suggestions are welcome. One of my friends, Pam, suggested I get a display cabinet and put them in a pile in there, because I like them in a pile. I'm just not sure I have the wall space for it. Hmmmm.
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I showed a friend some of my recent paintings and she said, "You are such a girly-girl!"
What? Me? A girly-girl?!? Maybe I need to assemble some furniture for you or move something really heavy. The nerve.
That evening, I told Kathy that she said that and Kathy said, "You want me to call her and tell her not to call you that? Because I know better than to say that!" I shared the comment with someone else the next day and she said, "But you are very girly!"
Gasp! I started to sputter about how I don't ever wear dresses and all my shoes are sneakers and I never wear perfume and, and, and...um...see previous item.
I'm shutting up now.
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