You're Saying Pepper Spray WON'T Help?

December 20th, 2006

I emailed my oncologist about how Tamoxifen has made a new edgy me. I asked her if there was something I could give Kathy to use on me when I start lashing out, maybe something in aerosol form that she can spray at me. I told her that if I could slip it into Kathy's Christmas stocking, it might be her favorite gift of the season!

The doctor wrote back and said that she really didn't think pepper spray or MACE would help with the situation. If I wanted, she'd be happy to make an appointment so I could bring Kathy in and she could explain to her that it's not my fault.

Yeah, not my fault...she says that, but when I start picking up automatic weapons, no one is going to care what medication I'm on.

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